Activity 2: Read Television by Roald Dahl. What rhymes are there in the poem and how are they organised?
Television by Roald Dahl
The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set!
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
But did you ever wonder what
This does to your beloved tot?
IT ROTS THE BRAIN INSIDE THE HEAD!
IT KILLS IMAGINATION DEAD!
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set!
In almost every house we've been,
We've watched them gaping at the screen.
They loll and slop and lounge about,
And stare until their eyes pop out.
They sit and stare and stare and sit
Until they're hypnotised by it,
Until they're absolutely drunk
With all that shocking ghastly junk.
But did you ever wonder what
This does to your beloved tot?
IT ROTS THE BRAIN INSIDE THE HEAD!
IT KILLS IMAGINATION DEAD!
'All right!' you'll cry. 'All right!' you'll say,
'But if we take the set away,
What shall we do to entertain
Our darling children? Please explain!'
I'll answer this by asking you,
'What did the darlings used to do?
'How did they keep themselves contented
Before this monster was invented?'
'But if we take the set away,
What shall we do to entertain
Our darling children? Please explain!'
I'll answer this by asking you,
'What did the darlings used to do?
'How did they keep themselves contented
Before this monster was invented?'
THEY USED TO READ!
Books just waiting to be read!
Such wondrous, fine, fantastic tales
Of dragons, gypsies, queens, and whales
And treasure isles, and distant shores
Where smugglers rowed with muffled oars,
Oh, books, what books they used to know,
Those children living long ago!
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
Fear not, because we promise you
That, in about a week or two
Of having nothing else to do,
They'll now begin to feel the need
Of having something nice to read.
And once they start -- oh boy, oh boy!
You watch the slowly growing joy
That fills their hearts. They'll grow so keen
They'll wonder what they'd ever seen
In that ridiculous machine,
That nauseating, foul, unclean,
Repulsive television screen!
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